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Dave Shiflett: Music

Surgeon General

(Dave Shiflett & Friends)
2009-09-28
By Dave Shiflett
SURGEON GENERAL

Hello Surgeon General/ I got some news for you
I just drank me a PBR, and I enjoyed it too
Think I’ll smoke me a cigar/Go lie out in the sun
Hang around here ‘bout five o clock
Go and have some fun

Evening comes I’ll go rolling around
Howling at the moon
Eat me some chops, drink me some wine
Stop thinking ‘bout doom

I’m tired of all your nagging/ It brings me great distress
I’ll tell you what your problem is/ You’re simply scared of death
But I like eating éclairs / Frying up some eggs and ham
Guess I’ll live my life real full/And die a smiling man

So come on Surgeon General/ Loosen up your tie
You can skip the KFC/ But you’re still gonna die
So say your prayers this morning/ Stand up on your legs
Hoof it over here ‘bout five o clock
We’ll tap the fatted keg

Evening comes we’ll go rolling around/ Howling at the moon
Eat us some chops, drink us some wine
Stop thinking bout doom

So hello, Surgeon General
I got some news for you
I just drank me a PBR
And I enjoyed it too